FFA DW Post #2476 - Let me introduce you to my new invention: Maurice the Arbor Day Monkey
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fail_fandomanon... who stares at you unblinking and makes occasional soft snarls.
Mad at myself for not coming up with something creepy and branding it as a holiday tradition. Seems like easy money.
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Skinny Maddy and her gentleman Shiro
May. 8th, 2026 08:21 pmraspberryrain( sexually explicit )
This was an attempt to render the pet character of someone on Bluesky. Someone who was asking artists for this kind of thing! Don't think that I just model people's OC's, invent boyfriends for them, and render porn of them, out of the blue!
( see more )
Well. She's a little off-model. I may redo this scene giving her longer limbs and more pale skin.
But I think this is pretty good for two new characters and a scene thrown together in a day, so I am publishing it.
( two more angles (the good ones?) )
This was an attempt to render the pet character of someone on Bluesky. Someone who was asking artists for this kind of thing! Don't think that I just model people's OC's, invent boyfriends for them, and render porn of them, out of the blue!
( see more )
Well. She's a little off-model. I may redo this scene giving her longer limbs and more pale skin.
But I think this is pretty good for two new characters and a scene thrown together in a day, so I am publishing it.
( two more angles (the good ones?) )
so that's a number
May. 7th, 2026 09:00 pmsenmut5300 works on AO3.
Can anyone imagine how high it would be if I hadn't grouped ficlets and drabbles back when I archived all my old fic?
Can anyone imagine how high it would be if I hadn't grouped ficlets and drabbles back when I archived all my old fic?
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a random MSW observation
May. 7th, 2026 12:25 pmsixbeforelunchOne of the great things about Murder She Wrote is all of the actors doing terrible Maine accents. It never fails to amuse.
A sexy bunny / Hills and Peeks, revisited
May. 7th, 2026 10:44 amraspberryrainI decided to give my computer a little bit of a workout by revisiting this scene, finally showing Hiromu, Nia, and Jessi all in one shot.
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sunnymodffa posting in fail_fandomanonGirl... what were YOU doing at the catboy torture sacrament?
Obviously the catboys should be the masters. Cats are served.
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Podfic!
May. 6th, 2026 05:26 pmsenmutDo It Again? [Podfic] (48 words) by blackglass
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
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A podfic of Do It Again? by Merfilly.
"Leia asks a question."
Batman; MCU: If It's A Highway by there_must_be_a_lock
May. 6th, 2026 04:20 pmsasheneskywalker posting in fancakeFandom: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairings/Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes/Jason Todd
Rating: Explicit
Length: 77,145 words
Creator Links:![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p2.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
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Theme: journey & travel, crossovers/fusions, crossover pairings, slow burn, angst with a happy ending
Summary: Bucky’s been running for a week when the supposedly-untraceable burner phone he stole from a Hydra warehouse starts ringing. He’s in a gas station bathroom off a remote highway close to the Croatian border, getting ready to bleach his hair; the ringtone bounces shrilly off the bare tiles and makes his jaw clench tight.
[Or: the one where Bucky is hired to train Jason, and he ends up learning a thing or two himself.]
Reccer's Notes: One of the best DC/MCU crossover fics I've ever read. I love how the fic explores Jason's and Bucky's perspectives on love, sex, romance, intimacy, trauma, and relationships <3
Content Notes: discussion of past suicidal thoughts, discussion of past underage sex work, allusions to past torture and present canon-typical violence
Fanwork Links: If It's A Highway
Pairings/Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes/Jason Todd
Rating: Explicit
Length: 77,145 words
Creator Links:
Theme: journey & travel, crossovers/fusions, crossover pairings, slow burn, angst with a happy ending
Summary: Bucky’s been running for a week when the supposedly-untraceable burner phone he stole from a Hydra warehouse starts ringing. He’s in a gas station bathroom off a remote highway close to the Croatian border, getting ready to bleach his hair; the ringtone bounces shrilly off the bare tiles and makes his jaw clench tight.
[Or: the one where Bucky is hired to train Jason, and he ends up learning a thing or two himself.]
Reccer's Notes: One of the best DC/MCU crossover fics I've ever read. I love how the fic explores Jason's and Bucky's perspectives on love, sex, romance, intimacy, trauma, and relationships <3
Content Notes: discussion of past suicidal thoughts, discussion of past underage sex work, allusions to past torture and present canon-typical violence
Fanwork Links: If It's A Highway
Torchwood: Fanfic: Parenting Problems
May. 6th, 2026 01:58 pmbadly_knitted posting in fan_flashworksTitle: Parenting Problems
Fandom: Torchwood
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Ianto, Twins, Flufflets.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1322
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Teaching the twins to be gentle and considerate is an uphill battle.
Content Notes: None needed
Written For: Challenge 514: Gentle.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
